The list of strings

2007-01-03 18:32:56 -08:00

Here’s what I have for MWSF 2007 Keynote Bingo. This is the entire list, including old strings from the WWDC 2006 edition (except for the ones that I pruned).

If you’re still kicking around a string idea, or you think of one while flipping through this list, consider this the eleventh hour. This is the last call for new strings. ☺


These strings are from the original WWDC 2006 card by John Siracusa:

  • Universal Adobe or MS Office demo
  • “Boom”
  • Virtualization in Leopard
  • New video iPod
  • New iPod Nano
  • Mac Pro model <= $1,499
  • “Otomatic”
  • “New” Finder in Leopard
  • New case for Mac Pro
  • Movie rental service
  • iPhone
  • Mac Pro model >= $3,499
  • New MacBook Pro
  • “One more thing…”
  • New desktop Mac (not Mac Pro)
  • New kernel in Leopard
  • Resolution Independent UI in Leopard
  • iPods with cameras
  • Quartz 2D Extreme enabled in Leopard
  • New file system in Leopard

New strings for WWDC 2006!

  • At least one white product
  • At least one black product
  • At least one brushed-metal product
  • At least one product in multiple colors
  • HD/HDTV mentioned (HD-DVD doesn’t count)
  • Blu-Ray
  • Bluetooth 2
  • HD-DVD
  • New displays
  • New display size
  • Any display size discontinued
  • Mac mini accessory
  • Intel Core 2 Duo
  • ATI dropped
  • ATI not going away
  • Xserve with Intel
  • 500 GB drive
  • 750 GB drive
  • New iPod model
  • Apple Bluetooth headphones (no mic)
  • Apple Bluetooth headset
  • iPod with Bluetooth headphone support
  • iPod flea/pico
  • Touch-screen iPod
  • Finger-hover- operated iPod
  • Tablet iPod
  • Tablet MacBook (Pro or otherwise)
  • iPod accessory
  • Tie-in between Quartz and any GPU maker
  • Mac engraving
  • New incarnation of AirPort
  • Nike+iPod mentioned
  • USB telepathy adapter
  • FireWire dropped from all Macs
  • Safari 3.0
  • RSS/Atom /podcasting added to any app
  • Updated iLife (not just iTunes)
  • HyperCard 3.0
  • Growl included in Leopard
  • Growl cloned in Leopard
  • Safari RSS replaced with Vienna
  • Safari RSS replaced with Feed
  • Safari RSS replaced with NetNewsWire
  • Safari RSS replaced with NewsFire
  • Safari RSS replaced with NewsMac
  • BitTorrent in Leopard (in any form)
  • BitTorrent in Safari
  • BitTorrent in iTunes
  • BitTorrent in iPhoto
  • BitTorrent in Pages
  • BitTorrent in Keynote
  • BitTorrent in Software Update
  • BitTorrent in Chess
  • New Sudoku application
  • New Sudoku widget
  • BitTorrent tracker in OS X Server
  • New Pro app
  • One or more updated Pro apps
  • Grapher 2.0
  • Writable FTP in Leopard
  • FTP client
  • New iApp
  • OpenOffice Document support in Pages
  • OpenOffice Document support in TextEdit
  • Updated iWork
  • New app in iWork
  • Spreadsheet
  • Crash during demo
  • iTunes DRM changing
  • iTunes DRM going away
  • iTunes Store music sales
  • One or more new APIs in Leopard
  • ZFS in Leopard
  • ZFS in Leopard explicitly denied
  • ReiserFS in Leopard
  • Writable NTFS in Leopard
  • Any of ext[234]fs in Leopard
  • BeFS in Leopard
  • New UI theme
  • New QuickTime codec
  • Mouse gestures
  • Hand gestures (via iSight, like EyeToy)
  • Focus- follows- mouse
  • New API added to Quartz
  • Copy of Windows to be included with every OS X disk
  • Copy of Windows to be included with every Mac
  • New anti-virus app introduced due to Windows
  • New .Mac features
  • .Mac price dropped
  • .Mac price raised
  • Backup 4.0 (.Mac)
  • .Mac SDK 2.0 released
  • Music is played during an app demo
  • Musical guest
  • Video conference
  • Apple Store data presented
  • Third party application talked about
  • Phil Schiller on stage
  • Roz Ho on stage
  • Paul Otellini on stage
  • Wil Shipley on stage
  • Chris Forsythe on stage
  • Apple employee number 8 (Chris Espinosa)
  • Steve with beard
  • Steve without beard
  • Steve with no belt
  • Shot of audience
  • Audience member yells “BINGO!”
  • Audience member whispers “BINGO!”
  • Audience member ejected from auditorium
  • Audience member ejected for yelling “BINGO!”
  • Audience member not ejected for yelling “BINGO!” (special dispensation from Jobs)

New strings for MWSF 2007!

  • Apple’s cell-phone: “iPod phone”
  • Apple’s cell-phone: “iMobile” (Kevin Ballard, referencing iPhone Insider)
  • Apple’s cell-phone bundled with new Macs
  • Illuminous (new UI instead of Aqua)
  • Keynote ends without “One more thing”
  • Parallels bought by Apple, bundled with Leopard (Kevin Ballard)
  • iPod phone socks (Kevin Ballard)
  • Spreadsheet in iWork 2007 (Kevin Ballard)
  • Spreadsheet’s name is Numbers (Kevin Ballard)
  • Name of iTV announced
  • Release date for iTV (Kevin Ballard)
  • .Mac discontinued
  • Beatles on iTunes Store
  • Paul McCartney on stage
  • Representative of Apple Records on stage
  • Bertrand Serlet on stage
  • “Top Secret” Leopard features revealed
  • iTunes Store TV show sales
  • iTunes Store movie sales
  • iTunes 8
  • GPS in the iPod (Andy Kim — he was joking, but I like the idea. Also, I will accept a GPS add-on (see the Belkin voice recorder for an example).)
  • New “adult” section in iTunes Movie Store (Luc Pellissier)
  • New iLife app
  • One or more updated iLife apps (including iTunes)
  • LED backlight on notebooks (DigiTimes.com: Apple and HP to launch LED-based notebooks)
  • Bruce Chizen (Adobe CEO) on stage (Jesper)
  • Steve to Bruce Chizen (Adobe CEO): “What took you so long?” (Jesper)
  • Steve in Nike+ shoes (Jesper)
  • Steve in New Balance shoes (Jesper)
  • Steve in shiny business shirt (Jesper)
  • Nike+ for more iPods (Jesper)
  • Nike+ for iPod phone (Jesper)
  • “The back of our computers looks better than the front of our competitors’ computers.” (Jesper and Andy Kim)
  • Potshot at Vista (Jesper)
  • Announcement of one or more movie studio deals for iTunes (Andy Kim)
  • No announcement of movie studio deals for iTunes (Andy Kim)
  • Adobe CS3 release date announced (Andy Kim)
  • 802.11n compatible Airport or Macs (Andy Kim)
  • New displays with built-in iSight (Andy Kim)
  • iPod games mentioned
  • One or more new iPod games
  • HD content on iTunes (Dan Benjamin: Regarding Macworld 2007)
  • New, smaller laptop (Dan Benjamin: Regarding Macworld 2007)
  • Beatles special-edition iPod (Dan Benjamin: Regarding Macworld 2007)

UPDATE 2006-01-07: See also “Now, 4% more bingo!”, in which I announce version 1.0.1. Version 1.0.1 adds a net total of 8 strings.

4 Responses to “The list of strings”

  1. Jesper Says:

    * Bruce Chizen on stage. (Bruce is the CEO of Adobe.)

    * Steve telling Bruce Chizen “What took you so long?”

    * Steve in Nike+ shoes.

    * Steve in New Balance shoes.

    * Steve in crazy glossy shirt (from the Showtime event).

    * Nike+ for more iPods.

    * Nike+ for iPod phone.

    * “The front of our computers looks better than the back of our competitors’ computers.”

    * Vista potshot.

  2. Jesper Says:

    As far as I can tell, the edit didn’t go through, so, revision:

    * Bruce Chizen on stage. [Bruce is the CEO of Adobe.]

    * Steve telling Bruce Chizen “What took you so long?”

    * Steve in Nike+ shoes.

    * Steve in New Balance shoes.

    * Steve in crazy glossy shirt [from the Showtime event].

    * Nike+ for more iPods.

    * Nike+ for iPod phone.

    * “The front of our computers looks better than the back of our competitors’ computers.”

    * Vista potshot.

  3. Andy Kim Says:

    – Announcement of movie studio deal with iTunes
    – No announcement of movie studio deals with iTunes
    – Adobe CS3 release date announced
    – 802.11n compatible Airport or Macs
    – New displays with built-in iSight

    – “The back of our computers looks better than the front of our competitors’ computers.”

  4. Jesper Says:

    Hah. Yeah, I bodged the second-to-last one in my comment. It was late.

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