Making fun of CS3 news stories

2007-03-27 23:09:59 -08:00

All these are from MacCentral—not because I have any particular hatred for MacCentral; it’s just that I have MacCentral on My Yahoo! and I’m too lazy to seek out more stories. It’ll just be a bunch of quick hits—one or two comments per story.

Dreamweaver CS3 integrates Spry framework for Ajax

… the integration of Dreamweaver with the rest of the Creative Suite has improved dramatically.

Yes. Previously, Dreamweaver was not part of the Creative Suite. Now it is. This is, indeed, a dramatic improvement in integration.

With Creative Suite 3 designers can select any portion of a design in Photoshop—even across multiple layers—and paste it directly into a Dreamweaver page. … If, at some point, the image needs to be edited, double-clicking on the original layered PSD file opens in Photoshop for editing.

It’s like LinkBack, only without working with any other LinkBack-enabled apps!

Illustrator CS3 adds Live Color

IT’S ALIVE!!!!

As with the other applications, Illustrator features tighter integration within the suite and it also has some new features.

New features? Really?!

More importantly, did they add Rubber Band yet?

Premiere Pro CS3 to feature Blu-ray output

Somebody wanna explain how that’ll work when there aren’t any Blu-Ray drives on the Mac?

(Yes, yes, Windows. Who uses Windows? ;)

The new Export To Encore feature in Adobe Premiere Pro encodes the content of your timeline and sends it directly to Encore …

Really?

InDesign CS3: An evolution in design

PUN!

In building the new version of InDesign, company officials said they watched the evolution of the market and figured out how they could best help their users.

That’s a good plan.

… Standards-based XHTML export to Adobe Dreamweaver CS3 from InDesign CS3 …

Ha ha, too late!

Creative Suite 3 largest release in Adobe’s history

*scribble*scribble*scribble*

Creative Suite 3 largest most bloated release in Adobe’s history

Fixed that for you.

“Over the past 25 years our technology has redefined industries,” Caleb Belohlavek, Adobe’s Director of Creative Solutions, told Macworld.

25 years… that’d be 1982. Somebody wanna tell me what Adobe software ran on the Apple II+?

“Our mission has been to revolutionize how the world engages with ideas and information. Our goal is to continue to be on the cutting edge of innovation and drive more powerful solutions to our customers.”

And here’s the same quote with the buzzwords removed:

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So, CS3 is finally here. I, for one, intend to continue using CIFH and Lineform.

Just out of curiosity, though, I’m serious about the Rubber Band question. Have they finally added that to Illustrator yet?

5 Responses to “Making fun of CS3 news stories”

  1. Simone Manganelli Says:

    Not sure if you’ve seen this, but take a look at this choice quote from the New York Times (via Daring Fireball Linked List):

    CS3’s prices may seem steep compared to other shrink-wrapped software. But Adobe customers — particularly graphic and video artists with deep-pocketed corporate clients — spend money relatively liberally compared with average software buyers, Chief Executive Bruce Chizen said.

    ”Our customer is not typically price sensitive,” Chizen said last week. ”The cost of the tool isn’t what’s critical — it’s the productivity and what their output can be. They want to pay for value as long as we deliver innovative features that allow them to be more productive and creative.”

    I was like, can you BE any more obvious about ripping off your customers? I mean, seriously honestly, WTF. And then Adobe wonders why everyone pirates their software.

    Adobe really needs some competition with Photoshop.

  2. Jesper Says:

    I regard many of the new features in the new apps as useful features. The style find-and-replace feature in InDesign is particularly a stroke of genius, and it was about time we got “Smart Filters” in Photoshop. I agree with you that some of the apps are already bloated, but I wouldn’t say that most apps have become significantly and obviously *more* bloated, especially with Photoshop sliced in two editions for stuff you wouldn’t need.

    Photoshop is a competent application, but I do wish they’d modularize it more. I’m not using a full third of the app, and I don’t want Adobe to remove that, but enabling me to not load – and why not, not *pay* for – those parts would be nice.

  3. Evan Schoenberg Says:

    Adobe was founded in 1982, so that’s where he got that date… but they didn’t do anything notable in the industry (according to [their own history pdf](http://www.adobe.com/aboutadobe/pressroom/pdfs/timeline_090501.pdf)) until 1983 or 1985, depending on your metric.

  4. Peter Hosey Says:

    Evan: Ah.

  5. David Smith Says:

    ++++++++ on the HTML5 link.

    Also, the new selection features in Photoshop look like something I will use all the time. So there’s at least some good besides the universal binary part :)

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